J.K. “Smartass” Rowling
Chirpitty-Freakin'-Chirp
I'm a Dewd. My favorite animals are Snakes and Birds (Bit of contradiction for ya'). I do a whole lot of reading and writing, and I have an un-containable imagination.Seriously, don't try to contain that shit.
Know why?
'Cause its muthafuckin un-containable.
Wanna know my name?
Too damn bad.
Wanna Know where I live?
Oregon, bitches.
Wanna know my age?
Fuck you, pedo.
Wanna know how I role?
Awesome. So do I.
Don't even try to label me. Or I'll bite you or peck you or whatever birds do when they are pissed.
